What you heard tonight!

But first: the Boss is angry.

Now, the music.

The Killers - Spaceman
Glasvegas - Geraldine
Lily Allen - Who'd Have Known
Animal Collective - My Girls
The Love Tones - Journeyman
The Strokes - Modern Age
The Pixies - Bone Machine
N.A.S.A. - The Mayor
Talking Heads - Girlfriend
Bruce Springsteen - Born to Run
Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag

Oh, and our final results for the lister poll: 25 say it's a hoax, but 1 vote for Joaquin being legitimately crazy.

Vintage gossip: Paula Abdul vs. Letterman

At least Phoenix got through the full interview. Granted, that's some heavy stuff for a Letterman appearance.

different strokes for Agyness Deyn

Model Agyness Deyn, current girlfriend to Albert Hammond of the Strokes, wants to quit lighting up.

C-3PO wins the language wars. He speaks in more than 6 million tongues. Oh, also House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is a fan.

And our own Elmer has bronchitis and is on the NyQuil like Solange!

a caller!

Our caller, "Mr. C," called in and said Joaquin Phoenix might be working himself too hard. Mr. C sees parallels between Phoenix' life and those of other tragic figures.

So that's one vote for legit!

Tracy Morgan and friends

Tracy Morgan and his fish survived a minor fire.

The world might never see the Hendrix Electric vodka - oh noes!

Also, listener poll: Joaquin Phoenix a hoax or for real???? Call in or comment!

Chris Brown and Rihanna update

Rihanna's keeping a low profile after Chris Brown released a sorta-kinda apology.

But what's to be made of the apology?

Joaquin Phoenix is an enigma

Joaquin Phoenix - is he or isn't he? Nuts, we mean.

Watch the ten-minute video from Letterman here, and tell us whether it's a hoax or not!

Oh, and here he is three years ago on Letterman, behaving much more charmingly of course.