very last show: swine flu edition!

Hey, it's sad but true - this is the last Celebrity Gossip Hour blog post. It won't be too indepth. I'm a blogger at large tonight because I heard the guys would be discussing swine flu (I have swine flue anxiety).

Anyway, it's been a fantastic semester, full of juicy gossip and rockin' music.

Always listen to KTRM 88.7, The Edge! Forever!

Now go spread a rumor about Heidi Klum or whatever.

LiLo, Mel, and what you heard tonight

Lindsay Lohan and Mel Gibson. Strange lives.

Also, watch that one show John wants you to watch.

And look for our Wolverine review next week ... maybe.


What you heard tonight:

Nelly - Air Force Ones
N.E.R.D. - Fly or Die
Lily Allen - Straight to Hell
Tom Waits - I Don't Want to Grow Up
White Rabbits - Percussion Gun
Etta James - At Last
Ben Harper - With My Own Two Hands
Asher Roth - College
Art Brut - Alcoholics Unanimous
Crystal Antlers - Painless Sleep
The Von Bondies - This Our Perfect Crime
The New Standards - Toxic
Beck - Leopard Skin Pill Box Hat
Estelle - Superstition
MSTRKRFT - It Ain't Love

Billy Bob Phoenix

Billy Bob Thornton is acting out, well, he was a couple weeks ago.

lady can sing

So, Beyonce does not have a terrible voice, which isn't surprising. It's her profession.

Those Pirate Bay guys have been convicted of copyright infringement. Pirates are outlaws!

stress level: good

In personal news, Elmer did awesome on his paper. A+

And John is good - he got into all his classes he wanted for next year. Plus, he quit smoking!

Preview for tonight's gossip lineup: Beyonce's singing, Billy Bob Thornton, and more!

what you heard tonight (METAL and more)

The Decemberists - A Bower Scene
Hot Chip - Transmission
Obits - Widow of My Dreams
The Ettes - No Home
Tom Waits - Dirt in the Ground
Neil Young - When Worlds Collide
New Standards - Toxic
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Zero
Between the Buried and Me - Alaska
MC5 - Call Me Animal
Empire of the Sun - Country
The Bird and the Bee - Love Letters to Japan
Cannibal Corpse - Various
R.E.M. - Everybody Hurts
Tom Waits - In the Colosseum
Dragon Force - Through the Fire and Flames

Will Ferrell, a man in the wild

He's in an upcoming wildlife show on the Discovery Channel, and he apparently gets "urine drunk," whatever that means.

Also, Phil Spector is officially a murderer.

Mel Gibson's Russian pop star lover

No, it's not Oskar. It's Oksana! Say goodbye to that 28-year-old marriage, Mel! This new girl's four years younger than that ....

CNN gets punk'd?

Really, Ashton Kutcher? Really?!

call us and tell us about your problems

Change of plans. This is the Wednesday night bitch fest.

Give us a call if you have any complaints to discuss! Bitch, bitch, bitch away!

What you heard tonight

Empire of the Sky - Walking on a Dream
The Decemberists - The Hazards of Love
The Bird & the Bee - Love Letter to Japan
Obits - Pine
Ben Kweller - Fight
Von Blondies - Shut Your Mouth
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Dragon Queen
Leonard Cohen - Hallelujah
New Standards - Toxic
Gospel Claws - God Keeps Me Going

Save the children from square butts!

BK is aiming an ad at children - "Baby Got Back" - a parody involving Sir Mix-a-Lot singing about how he likes square butts.

Also, Jon's ears are looking a bit funky.

More drama surrounding Anna Nicole Smith's death.

Bruce Springsteen is a homewrecker?

Starfox in da house!

Starfox, guestblogger, is in the studio, and he's PISSED that Hugh Jackman's heart has been broken by those mean, mean pirating bloggers out there.

LiLo ate Elmer's chicken pot pie?

BMI is releasing all the Beatles' albums again - remastered!

Readers/listeners, tell us what you think! Is this a money-grubbing ploy? Is a Rock Band Beatles edition the worst idea ever??

Sharing Cher

Cher has a one-woman version of West Side Story circulating the internet.

Amber Rose, Kanye's girlfriend is apparently talking smack about him.

And now for your Chris Brown update.